Tuesday, August 5, 2014

10 REASONS MICHAEL STRAHAN AND MS. MURPHY CALLED IT QUITS

1. Strahan took the term Fox literally.
2.  VH1 SHOW NEEDED RATINGS UPTICK. This will do it
3.   No way to reach dirty dozen. Per kids. 5t4=9
4.   Murphy considered STRAHANS  $100,000 pledge to college band to be " NUTTY".
5,  Strahan refused Murphy's request to fill in his power facial  dental gap.
6.  Murphy figured out native meaning of his last name (stray hand).
7. STRAHAN ASKED FOR 3 YEAR EXTENSION OF ENGAGEMENT
8.  Murphy. Is smitten  on west coast with a Beverly hills cop.
9.  Strahan Told Murphy of his pro wrestling aspirations.
10.   R Kelly's ex ring was bigger than Murphy's and Strahan did not respond in kind.
11. The Murphy boat simply had enough Power to float away from the tugboat Strahan.
12.   Seven year engagements. Felt like "LIFE'.
13,  they went to therapy to save relation ship but 'DOCTOR COULD DO LITTLE"
14. Murphy. Tired of cROSS country trips to NYC which she called "HARLEM NIGHTS"
15' MURPHY REALIZED THAT IF STRAHAN GOT GOLD Caps on his teeth he would look like NORBIT.
16. In relation to 15, Strahan. Could potentially fall victim to "THE HEIST".

 17, with added MORNING duties Strahan was 'COMING TO AMERICA"
18. Often they wouldn't communicate over a" 48 HOURS" timespan
19, Strahan asked Murphy to consider his situation by "TRADING PLACES" and looking at things from a different perspective..
20.  With new found fame Murphy. Felt that america had crowned Strahan "THE GOLDEN CHILD"..
21, last few conversations amongst the two had been less than "A THOUSAND WORDS"..
22. Strahan knew he was in trouble when he inquired concerning her favorite James bond movie and Murphy responded "BOWFINGER".
23,  Murphy felt that after 7 Years problems. Wouldn't subside but only "BOOMERANG".

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