Thursday, December 5, 2013

ODE TO COACH TOMLIN: TIPTOE TO THE SIDELINES



TIP TOE TO THE SIDELINES,
 TO THE SIDELINES
  BY THE WHITE CHALK SEE
TIP TOE TO THE SIDEELINES COACH T,
 COACH T
TIP TOE TO THE SIDELINES 
TORIE DIVERT
 FROM TOUCHDOWN COURSE 
 YOU SEE
TIP TOE TO THE SIDELINES
 ADVANTAGE COACH T
OH NO APOLOGY WON'T DO
 OH NO,
 A BIG FINE DUE FOR YOU
TIP TOE TO THE SIDELINES
 TO THE SIDELINES
 UPON FIELD OF PLAY
 CAMERA CAUGHT SLIGHT GLEE OF  GAY
YOUR FACE SMEARED
ALL OVER SPORTS-CENTER TODAY
 EMBARRASSMENT OF SUCH,
 NOT THE STEELERS WAY.
 SHAME AND RIDICULE 
TILL THE WEEKEND STAY. 
IF WIN GAME
 FORGOTTEN  TO ANOTHER DAY
COACH T I WONDER
 HOW LONG THEY'LL LET YOU STAY
 YOU BETTER WIN
 BETTER WIN 
IN A BIG WAY.
 FOR YOU'LL TIP TOE
 TO THE SIDELINES NO MORE,
 YOU'LL TIPTOE
 ON STEELERS SIDELINE
 NO MORE.

(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF: TIPTOE THRU THE TULIPS)

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