JOHNATHAN MARTIN: MIAMI DOLPHIN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN :LAST TIME AT BAT

COMING TO BAT NOW...WE HAVE JOHNATHAN MARTIN...OFFENSIVE GUARD FOR THE MIAMI DOLPHINS.,,,,,,OR AT LEAST HE USED TO BE A GUARD FOR THE DOLPHINS.......SOME ISSUES WHICH CAUSED EMOTIONAL DISTRESS HAS LEFT HIS STATUS UP IN THE AIR ....

MR. MARTIN IS ABOUT SIX FEET SEVEN INCHES TALL AND ABOUT 215 POUNDS...A BIG SPECIMEN OF MAN. GRADUATED FROM STANFORD SO BY ASSOCIATION YOU COULD CONSIDER HIM AN INTELLECTUAL.

MR. MARTIN STEPS INTO THE BATTER'S BOX...HOLD IT SUDDENLY HE STEPS OUT!!!!! SEEMS AS THOUGH THERE IS A BROWN ANT ON HIS BAT WHICH IS A SLIGHT DISTRACTION, MR. MARTIN CALLS THE BAT BOY OVER TO THUMP THE ANT OFF FROM THE BAT. DIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH IT HIMSELF.

MR. MARTIN STEPS BACK INTO THE BATTER'S BOX. THE PITCHER DELIVERS THE PITCH..ITS HIGH AND INSIDE BENEATH MR. MARTIN'S CHIN, HE HAS TO "BAIL OUT OF THE BATTER'S BOX AND HITS THE GROUND.

MR. MARTIN GATHERS HIMSELF UP AND DUSTS HIMSELF OFF.  SUPRISINGLY HE DOESN'T GLARE BACK AT THE PITCHER. BASICALLY AVOIDS THE PITCHERS FACE AND WON'T LOOK AT HIM. SEEMS TO SORT OF BE SHY AND TRYING TO AVOID CONFRONTATION. 

MR. MARTIN GETS BACK INTO THE BATTERS BOX, READIES HIMSELF, THE PITCHER IS READY....ABRUPTLY MR. MARTIN STEPS OUT THE BOX AGAIN.....SEEMS AS THOUGH HE IS LOOKING UP IN THE AIR AT A FLOCK OF GEESE FLYING BY.  EITHER THE GEESE DISTRACTED HIM OR HE IS CHECKING AS TO WHETHER ITS A SPECIES OF FOWL THAT ISN'T NATIVE TO THIS AREA.  LOOKS LIKE ABOUT 11 GEESE...WOW...THERE IS ELEVEN PLAYERS PER THE OFFENSIVE UNIT OF A FOOTBALL TEAM.  SEEMS AS THOUGH THE GEESE ARE FLYING AS ONE COHESIVE UNIT...HOW IRONIC.

MR. MARTIN IS BACK IN THE BATTER'S BOX. THE PITCHER REARS BACK AND DELIVERS THE PITCH.....FAST BALL IN THE DIRT......OH NO IT HITS IN FRONT OF HOME PLATE AND KICKS DIRT UP INTO MR. MARTIN'S FACE.  MR. MARTIN POKES AT HIS EYES. SEEMS AS THOUGH THERE IS SOME DIRT IN HIS EYE. MORE LIKE SAND...I BELIEVE THE SAND IN THIS BALL PARK WAS IMPORTED IN FROM ROCKINGHAM NORTH CAROLINA.  

HERE COMES THE BAT BOY AND THE TRAINER. MR. MARTIN IS DOWN ON ONE KNEE. THE TRAINER BLOWS INTO HIS EYE REMINISCENT TO THE WAY MY MOTHER USED TO WHEN A GNAT FLEW INTO MY EYE AS A KID. THERE HAVE TO BE OVER 1000 SPECIES OF GNATS PER THIS SPECIFIC COUNTY IN SOUTH CAROLINA WHERE THIS GAME IN TAKING PLACE.  I DO BELIEVE THAT ALLENDALE , SOUTH CAROLINA IS THE GNAT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 

WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL....THE BATBOY GIVES MR. MARTIN A SET OF LAWN GOGGLES TO PUT ON.  IT;S PROBABLY AGAINST OSHA GUIDELINES TO PLAY A GAME OF BASEBALL IN SOUTH CAROLINA WITHOUT SAFETY GOGGLES.  MR. MARTIN COULD HAVE GROUNDS FOR A LAWSUIT HERE!!!!

BY THE WAY, MR. MARTINS FORMER TEAM-MATE  RICHIE INCOGNITO APPEARED IN A BALLGAME ABOUT A WEEK AGO.  YOU CAN GET THE PLAY-BY-PLAY PER HIS APPEARANCE AT:

http://fantasysportscafepotpourri.blogspot.com/2013/11/richie-incognito-last-time-at-bat.html

THAT IS AN EXCELLENT SITE BY THE WAY...........................................

MR. MARTIN IS UP.  THE COUNT IS TWO BALLS AND NO STRIKES...EVEN THOUGH SOME WOULD QUESTION THE TWO BALL COUNT....................................................

MR. MARTIN IS READY.....BACK INTO THE BATTERS BOX, THE PITCHER IS READY...HERE'S THE PITCH..IT GETS AWAY FROM THE PITCHER ITS HIGH AND INSIDE AND HITS MR. MARTIN IN THE SMALL OF HIS BACK.  

OH....OH...OH....I JUST KNOW MR. MARTIN IS GOING TO CHARGE THE MOUND...BUT WAIT

NO HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE GOING TOWARD THE PITCHER ON THE MOUND.

HE'S NOT HEADING TOWARD FIRST BASE, WHICH HE HAS BEEN AWARDED FOR BEING HIT BY A PITCH....................................................

NO, ..........................HE IS JUST WALKING AWAY...CAN YOU BELIEVE IT...HE'S JUST WALKING AWAY

WALKING OFF THE FIELD...WALKING TOWARD THE DIRECTION OF THE DUGOUT AND ON THROUGH TO THE LOCKER AREA...................WHAT THE.......

SOMEONE FIGURE IT OUT......................................................

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RICHIE INCOGNITO: LAST TIME AT BAT

STEPPING INTO THE BATTER'S BOX IS RICHIE INCOGNITO  WHO PLAYS GUARD FOR THE MIAMI DOLPHINS.

YOU MAY ASK AS TO WHY IS MR. INCOGNITO PLAYING BASEBALL  INSTEAD OF FOOTBALL.

WELL HE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY FOR ALLEGATIONS OF ALLEGEDLY BULLYING

A FELLOW TEAMMATE.  WE DON'T PAST JUDGEMENT HERE AT FANTASYSPORTCAFE, SO THEREIN LIES OUR USE OF THE WORD ALLEGEDLY.

MR. INCOGNITO STEPS INTO THE BATTTER'S BOX.   

THE FIRST PITCH IS LOW AND INSIDE BUT THE UMPIRE CALLS IT A STRIKE.

MR. INCOGNITO GLARES BACK AT THE UMPIRE.  BOY THAT'S A MENACING LOOK HE GIVES THE UMPIRE.

MR. INCOGNITO STEPS BACK INTO THE BOX. HERE COMES THE PITCH...MR. INCOGNITO SWINGS BUT MISSES THE BALL A HIGH FAST BALL FOR STRIKE TWO.

MR. INCOGNITO STEPS OUT OF THE BOX AGAIN.  IS TALKING UNDER HIS BREATH TO THE UMPIRE, THE UMPIRE LOOKS AWAY, I BELIEVE I DETECT FEAR ON THE UMPIRE'S FACE.

INCOGNITO IS TALKING, THE UMPIRE WALKS AWAY FOR AA MOMENT, OR STEPS AWAY.

NOW THE UMPIRE IS BACK. MR. INCOGNITO IS READY OBVIOUSLY, STEPS INTO THE BATTER'S BOX.

THE PITCHER IS READY.  HERE COMES THE PITCH. FASTBALL DOWN THE MIDDLE, MR. INCOGNITO SWINGS WITH ALL  HIS MIGHT BUT MISSES THE PITCH, IT'S STRIKE THREE.

MR. INCOGNITO TAKES THE BAT AND BREAKS IT OVER HIS KNEE AND SPITS OUT SOME VERBAGE...I BELIEVE THEY ARE CURSE WORDS THAT IV'E NEVER HEARD BEFORE.

I'LL LOOK FOR THOSE DEMONSTRATIVE ADJECTIVES IN THE 2014 CURSEWORD DICTIONARY

HE GIVES ANOTHER LOOK AT THE UMPIRE, THE UMP IS UNCOMFORTABLE, I'M UNCOMFORTABLE HERE AT MY POSITION AS A REPORTER.

THE CATCHER IS EVEN BACKING AWAY.   WHAT AN INTIMIDATING CHARACTER THIS MR. INCOGNITO SEEMS TO BE!!!!!!

A BULLY, I'M NOT SAYING BUT I'M SAYING.!!!!!!!