NFL STADIUM SIGNS WEEK FIVE

BUFFALO BILLS
MANUEL OFFENSE STUCK???
ORTONMATIC GAME SHIFT




MINNESOTA VIKINGS
MOSES PARTED
TEDDY
BRIDGES THE WATER




TENNESEE TITANS
  OR
TENNESEE TOBACCO PLUG???


TAMPA BAY BUCS
MIKE GLENNON
QB WINNING


ATLANTA FALCONS
HOME DEPOT OUTSIDE
TOILETS SOLD HERE


CAROLINA PANTHERS
DISMAL DECLAWED DEFENSE


WASHINGTON REDSKIN
WON'T U COME HOME RGIII????


BALTIMORE RAVENS
FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS!!!!


JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
JAGUARS OR JELLYBEANS???


MIAMI DOLPHINS
TANNEYHILL EQUALS WINS AND YIELDS


NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
RYAN'S DEFENSE DERAILED


HOUSTON TEXANS
JJ WATT ON HIGH BEAM ALL GAME LONG


DALLAS COWBOYS
AMERICA: TAKE BACK YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM


ARIZONA CARDINALS
IGNORE US IF YOU DARE!!!!!


SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
RIVER'S RUNNING RABID!!!


OAKLAND RAIDERS
COMMITTMENT TO LOSING


SAN FRANCISCO 49 ERS
I LEFT MY HEART WITH KAPERNICK


SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
SALMON SAYS


DENVER BRONCOS
PAYTON PLACE PIZZA THROW


CHICAGO BEARS
LOSING LIKE THE AVERAGE BEAR


CINCINATTI BENGALS
STRIPES OF A WINNING BIG CAT


DETROIT LIONS
BUILT STAFFORD TOUGH!!!


NEW YORK GIANTS
WINNING WITH GUSTO


NEW YORK JETS
REPROGRAM THE TAPE IN THE BLACK BOX


PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
LOSING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT


ST. LOUIS RAMS
IS THERE A QUARTERBACK OUT THERE????


NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
WON'T YOU THROW LONG TOM BRADY????

MILEY CYRUS: PROVOCATIVE PHOTOSHOOT???

  PER PAGE SIX, AND THE QUESTION AS TO WHETHER THE PHOTOSHOOT
 
   WAS TOO MUCH, OR JUST YOUR TYPICAL BEAUTIFUL LADY POSING,


    I SAY THAT WE SHOULD POLL THE PARTICIPANTS IN THE SPECIFIC SHOOT AND TAKE IT FROM THERE:


(1).  LION'S HEAD, UPPER RIGHT IS POINTED AWAY NOT WATCHING HER.
        SEEMS UNINTERESTED.  THAT'S A NON PROVOCATIVE VOTE


(2).   THE TAIL OF THE ANIMAL, BOTTOM RIGHT, IS AT REST. THAT IS
         INTERPRETED AS A VOTE FOR NON PROVOCATIVE


(3).    THE POSITION OF MS. CYRUS BIG TOE, RIGHT FOOT WOULD SET OFF
           AN ALARM... THAT PROVOCATIVE


(4).     THE SMALLER PUPPU CREATURE, BOTTOM RIGHT, IS AT REST.
            NON PROVOCATIVE


(5).     THE ALLIGATOR CREATURE, TOP CENTER, IS AROUSED. 
            PROVOCATIVE


(6).     THE SMALL PUPPY HEAD SEEMS TO BE SORTA LOOKING
            SUSPICIOUSLY, SETS OFF AN ALARM


(7).      THE LEPOARD CAT WHEREIN REST MS. CYRUS LEFT FOOT DOESN'T
            SEEM TO CARE THE LEAST, THUS, NONPROVOCATIVE.


(8).      SHEEP HEAD FIGURE LOCATED BETWIXT MS. CYRUS FEET SEEMS
            TO BE LOOKING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. NOT AROUSED AT
             ALL.


(9).     MR. TORTOISE/MR. TURTLE, PER THE CENTER POSITION SEEMS TO
           HAVE A HAPPY EYE ON MS. CYRUS. THIS SETS OFF AN ALARM
           DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!!...PROVOCATIVE


(10).    THE DUCK HEAD ANIMAL LOCATED IN CLOSE, EXTREMELY CLOSE
             PROXIMITY TO MKS. CYRUS SEEMS TO BE SOUND ASLEEP. NOT
             AROUSED AT ALL


              FINAL TALLY:   AROUSED   4      NON AROUSED    6
          
             IN TOTALITY, THE PARTICIPANTS WOULD SAY THE PHOTO
             IS SAFE AND NONPROVOCATIVE.

NFL STADIUM SIGNS WEEK TWO

 POTENTIAL STADIUM SIGNS FOR WEEK TWO:


(1).ROGER GOODELL SMUDGER OF SHIELD

 (2). IGNORANCE OF MAIL DELIVERY IS NO EXCUSE

 (3). 2WEEKS OF LAWYER TALK. THANKS A LOT ROGER

 (4). SUSPEND THYSELF ROGER

 (5).  TO THE BATCAVE BATMAN.TO THE MAILROOM ROGER

 (6). IS AN NFL SEASON GOING ON OR IS THAT A LAWYER IN YOUR POCKET???

 (7).   RICE A WRONG I THE ROGER GOODELL TREAT

 (8) GiVE ME LIBERTY
OR GIVE ME NFL FRONTOFFICE DRAMA

(9).  ROGER ROGER DID YOU LOOK AT COPY OVER?

(10).   $ 42,000,000 CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE 

 

JOAN RIVERS TRIBUTE: EXIT THE FUNNY LADY

THE FUNNY LADY
EXITS'
THE STAGE


SUDDEN
HEAD TURN
A BACKWARD GAZE


APPEARANCE FEE
SLIGHTLY ABOVE
MI NIMUM WAGE


THE FUNNY LADY
EXITS
THE STAGE


STINGING SATIRE
SLIGHTLY GAUDEY
ATTIRE
PART OF
THE ACT


AUDIENCE FEEDBACK
LETS YOU KNOW
IF YOUR'E ON
THE RIGHT TRACT


POLITICAL SATIRE
NOT 100% FACTUAL
HEY ITS HUMOR
WHY CHECK THE FACTS


OVER TIME
HEALTH DOTH
EVOLVE


MAINTENANCE
REQUIRED
PER THE CRACKS


THE "PUNCH"
SHE STILL HAS IT
ACIDIC WIT


TOUCHY SUBJECTS
THEY SAY
FORBIDDEN
SHE JUMPS
IN THE
DITCH


THE MASSES
RESPOND
BUT NOW
THAT YOUR'E
GONE


IS THERE ANOTHER
IN LINE
TO THROW
AUDIENCE
A BONE


OFFER CRITIQUE
OF
CELEBRITY WEAR
HEIGHT OF
THEIR
STARDOM
U DON'T
SEEM TO CARE


FASHION HICCUP
OTHERS DON'T NOTICE
U PUBLICLY
LAY BARE


ALL DISTRIBUTED WITH
HUMOR
PERMEATING THE AIR


FOR PROVIDING
SOURCE OF
LAUGHTER
A SUBSTANIAL
FEE
IS DUE


THROUGH
SMILE
LAUGH
CONSIDERATION


THE CROWD
GAVE FEEDBACK
AUTHENTICATION


THAT YOUR
TALENT
YOUR GIFT
WAS TRUE


THAT YOUR
TALENT
YOUR GIFT
WAS TRUE


THE FUNNY LADY
EXITS'
THE STAGE


SUDDEN
HEAD TURN
A BACKWARD GAZE


APPEARANCE FEE
SLIGHTLY ABOVE
MI NIMUM WAGE


THE FUNNY LADY
EXITS
THE STAGE