MAYBE IT IS REALLY THE TIME THAT YOU TAKE NOTE OF THAT CHURCH SIGN, IN FRONT OF YOU, THAT ONE WHICH YOU PASS ON A DAILY BASIS:
IT IS THERE FOR A REASON
MEANT TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION, TO DELIVER A MESSAGE TO THOSE WHO PASS BY, WHO CHOOSE TO GIVE IT ONE MOMENT OF ATTENTION.
WELL, WE BELIEVE THAT NOT ONLY SHOULD ONE'S ATTENTION BE CAUGHT:
BUT WHY NOT EXPAND THE WORDS ON A CHURCH SIGN INTO A FISHING ADVENTURE AND OR EXPEDITION IF YOU WILL ????
THE HOLY BIBLE STATES THAT WE WILL BECOME FISHERMEN OF MEN.
WE BELIEVE THE WORDS OF THE SIGN BECOME FISH TO BE CAUGHT, AND AS SUCH, HAVE THE PHYSICAL QUALITIES, SPECIFICALLY TWO (2) FOUND IN FISH:
WEIGHT AND LENGTH
IT BECOMES A MATTER OF WHAT WATER OR BODY OF WATER ONE CHOOSES TO FISH FROM, WHETHER YOU CAN HOOK THE FISH AND THE SIZE OF THE FISH THAT YOU HOOK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FISHERPERSONS, WE PRESENT TO YOU, FOR YOUR SPORTING PLEASURE:
CHURCH SIGN FISHING
CHURCHSIGNFISHING.COM
(A)TWEET OR MESSAGE US A PICTURE OF THE CHURCH SIGN OF YOUR CHOOSING
(B) YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED ONE OF 66 BODIES OF WATER FOR THE WORDS/FISH OF YOUR SIGN TO INHABIT
(C)DETERMINATIONS ARE MADE AS TO WHETHER:
(1) FISH IS CAUGHT
(D) IF CAUGHT
(1) WEIGHT OF FISH
(2) LENGTH OF FISH
(E) ACCUMULATIVE STATS
THE COST SCHEDULE WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU UPON REQUEST
CONTACT US AT:
@WalketWilbert
"OUT HERE FIGHTING, HUNGRY, FISH AIN'T BITING"
CHURCH SIGN FISH
CHURCHSIGNFISH.COM
A LOOK AT THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS FROM A TOTALLY DIFF3ERENT VIEWPOINT. SPORTS "OUT OF THE BOX" SPORTS UNPLIUGGED
Sunday, November 3, 2019
Monday, May 27, 2019
MOTHER'S DAY: DEPARTURE AND RETURN
THE SEASON OF
DEAR MOMMA'S DEPARTURE
IS FOUND TO BE
UPON US NOW
THIS TIME OF YEAR
THE MEMORIES READILY REAPPEAR
HAPPINESS YESTERYEAR
MOMENTS WE ENDEAR
OFT TIMES SHED A TEAR
WHAT MOMMA SAID
WHAT MOMMA MEANT
THE WONDER OF IT ALL
STICKS OUT
VERY CLEAR
THE SEASON OF
DEAR MOMMA'S DEPARTURE
IS FOUND TO BE UPON US NOW
EVERY YEAR THIS TIME
IT SEEMETH TIDAL WAVE
COMETH TO SHORE
EVERYTIME IT'S CLEAR
THE HEAVENS DID SEND FORTH
A GUIDING ANGEL
IN THE FORM OF MOMMA
AN ANGEL WHO DID SHOW US THE WAY
AN ANGEL WHO LED US BACK
CHASTISED US
WHEN WE WENT ASTRAY
THE SEASON OF DEAR MOMMA'S DEPARTURE
THE CALENDAR HAS ROTATED BACK AROUND
BEFORE WE COULD EVEN LOOK AROUND
THE YEARS HAVE PASSED
THE MEMORIES FOUND
EVERLASTING
THE LOVE
THE WISDOM
THE KNOWLEDGE
THE EXAMPLE
THE EMBRACE THE HUGS AMPLE
THE BLUEPRINT
THAT MOMMA SENT OUR WAY
THE BLUEPRINT
THAT MOMMA SENT OUR WAY
WE REFERENCE BACK TO
EACH AND EVERY DAY
EACH AND EVERY DAY
Wednesday, May 8, 2019
OUT OF ZION
OH,
THAT THE SALVATION
OF ISRAEL
WOULD COME
WOULD COME
OUT OF ZION
OUT OF ZION
OH
THAT THE SALVATION
OF ISRAEL
WOULD COME
WOULD COME
GREAT NEWS!!!
SURELY
IT HAS COME
THOSE ONCE
HELD CAPTIVE
BY SIN
ARE WHOLLY SET FREE
SET FREE
SET FREE
OH
THAT THE SALVATION
OF ISRAEL WOULD COME
OUT OF ZION
WE HOPE FOR
BEYOND DESPAIR
AND DISMAY
GREAT NEWS
GREAT NEWS
GREAT NEWS
DAY OF
OUR SALVATION
IT HAS
SURELY COME
DAY OF
OUR SALVATION
LET US MARK IT TODAY
DAY OF OUR SALVATION
LET US MARK IT TODAY
WILBERT WALKER
4/26/2019 11:24AM
@WalketWilbert
Friday, April 26, 2019
A BASEBALL PLAYER TO REMEMBER
A BASEBALL PLAYER TO REMEMBER
That player should be you. Look, you're getting 5 at bats a day. Let your at bat performance do the talking for you. Against or in comparison to those of your contemporaries, we judge as to whether you're worth the memory head space in anyone other than yourself, or your momma.
@walketwilbert
to accept the challenge to play
Saturday, April 6, 2019
10 OTHER REASONS ROBERT KRAFT COULD HAVE GONE INTO BATH HOUSE
*THEY OFFERED DISCOUNTED TICKETS TO DISNEY WORLD
*SCOUTING A POTENTIALLY FAST WIDE RECEIVER
*GRONK RECOMMENDED THIS PLACE
*HEARD THIS PLACE HAD A GREAT BUFFET, THERE FOR THE BUFFET
*MEEK MILL CDS WERE BEING SOLD HERE AT A REDUCED PRICE
*SCOUTING NEW POTENTIAL CHEERLEADERS
*THOUGHT THEY MIGHT BE SELLING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES IN THE ESTABLISHMENT
*JUST WANTED TO RENDER A HELPING HAND TO A STRUGGLING LOCAL BUSINESS
*LADY WHO PREVIOUSLY WENT IN LOOKED LIKE A DISTANT COUSIN, JUST CHECKING HER OUT
*HONING HIS CRAFT
*SCOUTING A POTENTIALLY FAST WIDE RECEIVER
*GRONK RECOMMENDED THIS PLACE
*HEARD THIS PLACE HAD A GREAT BUFFET, THERE FOR THE BUFFET
*MEEK MILL CDS WERE BEING SOLD HERE AT A REDUCED PRICE
*SCOUTING NEW POTENTIAL CHEERLEADERS
*THOUGHT THEY MIGHT BE SELLING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES IN THE ESTABLISHMENT
*JUST WANTED TO RENDER A HELPING HAND TO A STRUGGLING LOCAL BUSINESS
*LADY WHO PREVIOUSLY WENT IN LOOKED LIKE A DISTANT COUSIN, JUST CHECKING HER OUT
*HONING HIS CRAFT
Friday, March 1, 2019
10 POSSIBLE THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IF COLIN KAPERNICK SIGNS WITH THE CAROLINA PANTHERS
*82ND AIRBORNE WILL PARACHUTE IN AND INVADE DOWNTOWN CHARLOTTE
*CAMP LEJUNE SENDS AN EXPEDITIONARY UNIT TO DOWNTOWN CHARLOTTE
*CAM NEWTON BECOMES THE SECOND MOST HATED QB IN THE NFL
* MARK MEADOWS PLEADS FOR A WALL TO BE BUILT AROUND PANTHER STADIUM
*NEXT NBA ALL-STAR GAME COULD BE PLAYED IN CHARLOTTE BEFORE YEAR 2119
*NASCAR C ANCELS THE TWO RACES WHICH RUN ANNUALLY IN CHARLOTTE
*PAT MCCRORY AUTOMATICALLY WINS RE-ELECTION AS THE NEXT GOVERNOR
*HAIR BRAIDING CLASS AT CENTRAL PIEDMONT HAS A 4 MONTH WAITING LIST
*BOMANI JONES WILL BE REASSIGNED BY ESPN TO THE OLD NORTH STATE
*DART BOARDS IN DRINKING ESTABLISHMENTS IN NC/SC WILL BE GRACED BY A
NEW FAVORITE TARGET
*FRANKLIN GRAHAM'S SPEAKING FEE WILL MORE THAN DOUBLE
* LINDSAY GRAHAM WILL INSIST NAME OF TEAM BE CHANGED TO NORTH
CAROLINA PANTHERS
*CAMP LEJUNE SENDS AN EXPEDITIONARY UNIT TO DOWNTOWN CHARLOTTE
*CAM NEWTON BECOMES THE SECOND MOST HATED QB IN THE NFL
* MARK MEADOWS PLEADS FOR A WALL TO BE BUILT AROUND PANTHER STADIUM
*NEXT NBA ALL-STAR GAME COULD BE PLAYED IN CHARLOTTE BEFORE YEAR 2119
*NASCAR C ANCELS THE TWO RACES WHICH RUN ANNUALLY IN CHARLOTTE
*PAT MCCRORY AUTOMATICALLY WINS RE-ELECTION AS THE NEXT GOVERNOR
*HAIR BRAIDING CLASS AT CENTRAL PIEDMONT HAS A 4 MONTH WAITING LIST
*BOMANI JONES WILL BE REASSIGNED BY ESPN TO THE OLD NORTH STATE
*DART BOARDS IN DRINKING ESTABLISHMENTS IN NC/SC WILL BE GRACED BY A
NEW FAVORITE TARGET
*FRANKLIN GRAHAM'S SPEAKING FEE WILL MORE THAN DOUBLE
* LINDSAY GRAHAM WILL INSIST NAME OF TEAM BE CHANGED TO NORTH
CAROLINA PANTHERS
Friday, January 11, 2019
CHRISTMAS MARVEL
I MARVEL
LORD GOD
THAT YOU WOULD LOVE ME SO
THAT IN FORM
OF A BABY
YOU DELIVERED
A PERFECT SOLUTION
TO ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS
IF WE ONLY BELIEVE
IF WE'D ONLY ACCEPT
YOUR PERFECT GIFT
FROM ON HIGH
PERFECT GIFT
FROM ON HIGH
AN THO WE STUMBLE
YES THO WE DO STUMBLE
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
A WAY OUT YOU SEND
WRAPPED UP IN A GIFT BUNDLE OF LOVE
IN THE MODE OF YOUR SON
THE PERFECT LAMB
OUR LORD AND SAVOUR
JESUS THE CHRIST
HE BRINGS TO US LIFE
AND THEN SOME LIFE
MORE ABUNDANTLY
ETERNAL SALVATION
OUR
"GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD"
IF
WE ONLY
ACCEPT
IT
TRULY TURN FROM OUR WICKED WAYS AND CHOOSE IN CONTRAST
THE WAY THAT'S FOUND STRAIGHT
I MARVEL THAT GOD
THAT WITH ALL THAT IS GOING ON
YOU FIND ME, YOU FIND US
SO SIGNIFICANT
WORTHY OF YOUR ATTENTION
TO BE TOTALLY HONEST
I DON'T COMPREHEND
YOUR LOVE WEB GOD, IN TOTALITY, AT ALL
I MARVEL
THAT GOD
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I MARVEL
THAT GOD
OVER AND OVER
AGAIN
Wilbert Walker
December 14, 2018
11:54 am
LORD GOD
THAT YOU WOULD LOVE ME SO
THAT IN FORM
OF A BABY
YOU DELIVERED
A PERFECT SOLUTION
TO ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS
IF WE ONLY BELIEVE
IF WE'D ONLY ACCEPT
YOUR PERFECT GIFT
FROM ON HIGH
PERFECT GIFT
FROM ON HIGH
AN THO WE STUMBLE
YES THO WE DO STUMBLE
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
A WAY OUT YOU SEND
WRAPPED UP IN A GIFT BUNDLE OF LOVE
IN THE MODE OF YOUR SON
THE PERFECT LAMB
OUR LORD AND SAVOUR
JESUS THE CHRIST
HE BRINGS TO US LIFE
AND THEN SOME LIFE
MORE ABUNDANTLY
ETERNAL SALVATION
OUR
"GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD"
IF
WE ONLY
ACCEPT
IT
TRULY TURN FROM OUR WICKED WAYS AND CHOOSE IN CONTRAST
THE WAY THAT'S FOUND STRAIGHT
I MARVEL THAT GOD
THAT WITH ALL THAT IS GOING ON
YOU FIND ME, YOU FIND US
SO SIGNIFICANT
WORTHY OF YOUR ATTENTION
TO BE TOTALLY HONEST
I DON'T COMPREHEND
YOUR LOVE WEB GOD, IN TOTALITY, AT ALL
I MARVEL
THAT GOD
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I MARVEL
THAT GOD
OVER AND OVER
AGAIN
Wilbert Walker
December 14, 2018
11:54 am
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