Thursday, October 11, 2018

10 OTHER SIGNS YOU CAN TAKE FROM THE WAFFLE HOUSE INDEX

*IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS EVE, NO OTHER EATING PLACE IS OPEN AND THE LINE IS OUT THE DOOR AT WAFFLE HOUSE

*DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'LL BE SITTING IN TWO HOURS???
  HAVE YOU SELECTED YOUR READING MATERIALS????

*FRENCH FRIES ARE NOT ON THE MENU?/ YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!!!!

*NEVER UTTER THE WORD "PANCAKE" ON THE PREMISES 

*360 DEGREE TURN PER GOOD COFFEE OF DUNKIN AND STARBUCKS

*THINK I'LL OPT TO USE THE COWBOY BATHROOM BEHIND THE DUMPSTER

*CAN'T MISTAKE THAT COOK FOR THE DUDE OR LADY ON AMERICA'S TOP CHEF
  
* BABY YOU AND I CAN TRULY EAT LIKE  KING AND QUEEN FOR AROUND $20.00
    CAN ANYBODY SAY ALL- AMERICAN SPECIAL WHEN YOU WALK IN THE DOOR??

*PLACE TO DINE WHEN YOU WANT A PRIVATE CONVERSATION TO GO PUBLIC
  AND POSSIBLY MAKE THE PRESS 

*LAST BAR CALL IS 1:45 AM.????  MUSIC CLUB CLOSES AT 2:00 AM???
   CLOSEST WAFFLE HOUSE  WILL BE FILLED TO CAPACITY WITHIN
30 MINUTES OF THE BAR/CLUB CLOSING