*CAMP LEJUNE SENDS AN EXPEDITIONARY UNIT TO DOWNTOWN CHARLOTTE
*CAM NEWTON BECOMES THE SECOND MOST HATED QB IN THE NFL
* MARK MEADOWS PLEADS FOR A WALL TO BE BUILT AROUND PANTHER STADIUM
*NEXT NBA ALL-STAR GAME COULD BE PLAYED IN CHARLOTTE BEFORE YEAR 2119
*NASCAR C ANCELS THE TWO RACES WHICH RUN ANNUALLY IN CHARLOTTE
*PAT MCCRORY AUTOMATICALLY WINS RE-ELECTION AS THE NEXT GOVERNOR
*HAIR BRAIDING CLASS AT CENTRAL PIEDMONT HAS A 4 MONTH WAITING LIST
*BOMANI JONES WILL BE REASSIGNED BY ESPN TO THE OLD NORTH STATE
*DART BOARDS IN DRINKING ESTABLISHMENTS IN NC/SC WILL BE GRACED BY A
NEW FAVORITE TARGET
*FRANKLIN GRAHAM'S SPEAKING FEE WILL MORE THAN DOUBLE
* LINDSAY GRAHAM WILL INSIST NAME OF TEAM BE CHANGED TO NORTH
CAROLINA PANTHERS
