STEPPING INTO THE BATTER'S BOX IS RICHIE INCOGNITO WHO PLAYS GUARD FOR THE MIAMI DOLPHINS.
YOU MAY ASK AS TO WHY IS MR. INCOGNITO PLAYING BASEBALL INSTEAD OF FOOTBALL.
WELL HE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY FOR ALLEGATIONS OF ALLEGEDLY BULLYING
A FELLOW TEAMMATE. WE DON'T PAST JUDGEMENT HERE AT FANTASYSPORTCAFE, SO THEREIN LIES OUR USE OF THE WORD ALLEGEDLY.
MR. INCOGNITO STEPS INTO THE BATTTER'S BOX.
THE FIRST PITCH IS LOW AND INSIDE BUT THE UMPIRE CALLS IT A STRIKE.
MR. INCOGNITO GLARES BACK AT THE UMPIRE. BOY THAT'S A MENACING LOOK HE GIVES THE UMPIRE.
MR. INCOGNITO STEPS BACK INTO THE BOX. HERE COMES THE PITCH...MR. INCOGNITO SWINGS BUT MISSES THE BALL A HIGH FAST BALL FOR STRIKE TWO.
MR. INCOGNITO STEPS OUT OF THE BOX AGAIN. IS TALKING UNDER HIS BREATH TO THE UMPIRE, THE UMPIRE LOOKS AWAY, I BELIEVE I DETECT FEAR ON THE UMPIRE'S FACE.
INCOGNITO IS TALKING, THE UMPIRE WALKS AWAY FOR AA MOMENT, OR STEPS AWAY.
NOW THE UMPIRE IS BACK. MR. INCOGNITO IS READY OBVIOUSLY, STEPS INTO THE BATTER'S BOX.
THE PITCHER IS READY. HERE COMES THE PITCH. FASTBALL DOWN THE MIDDLE, MR. INCOGNITO SWINGS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT BUT MISSES THE PITCH, IT'S STRIKE THREE.
MR. INCOGNITO TAKES THE BAT AND BREAKS IT OVER HIS KNEE AND SPITS OUT SOME VERBAGE...I BELIEVE THEY ARE CURSE WORDS THAT IV'E NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
I'LL LOOK FOR THOSE DEMONSTRATIVE ADJECTIVES IN THE 2014 CURSEWORD DICTIONARY
HE GIVES ANOTHER LOOK AT THE UMPIRE, THE UMP IS UNCOMFORTABLE, I'M UNCOMFORTABLE HERE AT MY POSITION AS A REPORTER.
THE CATCHER IS EVEN BACKING AWAY. WHAT AN INTIMIDATING CHARACTER THIS MR. INCOGNITO SEEMS TO BE!!!!!!
A BULLY, I'M NOT SAYING BUT I'M SAYING.!!!!!!!
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