10 REASONS TO GET EATEN ALIVE BY A SNAKE

(10)..     CAR BROKE DOWN OVERNIGHT ON I-95 NEAR SANTEE
            -COOPER          LAKE.  SOUTH CAROLINA.

               THOSE SNAKES DOWN THERE ARE JUST MAN EATERS PERIOD

(9).         TO PROVE YOUR FAITH TO AND  IN THE BAPTIST CHURCH

(8).          TO IMPRESS KERRI WASHINGTON

(7).           TO REFERENCE FIRST HAND FOR YOUR SCREENPLAY

                  FOR NEXT JAMES BOND MOVIE "SNAKE FINGER" 

(6).           WENT OVERBOARD TRYING TO MIMMIC JAKE THE SNAKE     

                 THE WWE WRESTLER AND HIS INEVITABLE RETURN

(5).            MAYBE CHRIS ANGEL WILL TAKE NOTE AND HIRE ME.

(4).            I WAS GONNA USE THAT HOSE TO WASH MY CAR, IT MOVED

                  QUICKLY AND CONSUMED ME 

(3).            I THOUGHT SOMEBODY HAD THROWN OUT A GIGANTIC POLISH

                  SMOKED SAUSAGE

(2).             EVER HAVE A BODY PART REBEL AND TURN ON YOU?????        

(1).            MTV PROGRAMMING AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE....VH1 WILL DO

                  ANYTHING FOR RATINGS

(1B).          IF YOU BELIEVE THE PROPAGANDA OF A SNAKE NETWORK,

                   BEING EATEN IS THE NEXT STEP