POST GAME OF THRONES: 10 POTENTIAL PERSONAL USES FOR A FIRE BREATHING FLYING DRAGON

(10).   TO LIGHT MY LONG "EL PRODUCTO" CUBAN CIGAR

(9).      TO RENDER REVENGE ON THE NEIGHBOR'S ATTACK PIT BULL

(8).      TO WIN A BLUE RIBBON FOR MOST STRANGE PET AT THE 
            CUMBERLAND COUNTY FAIR

(7).     TO REPLACE MY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL 

(6).      TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION AND NUMBER ONE
            CONVERSATION AT THE OFFICE COOLER (ME)

(5).      TO TAKE THE PERSONAL DANGER OUT OF LIGHTING THE 
            FIREPLACE OR THE PILOT LIGHT ON THE KITCHEN OVEN

(4).       TO ASSURE THAT I'LL BE INVITED ONSTAGE AT THE OHIO PLAYERS
             OUTDOOR OR INDOOR CONCERT PER A PARTICULAR MUSICAL 
              NUMBER

(3).          TO BLAST THAT SECRET GOVERNMENT DRONE THAT OCASSIONALLY
                FLIES OVER MY PROPERTY

(2).            TO INCREASE MY CHANCES OF BEING PERSONALLY VISITED BY
                   A CERTAIN GOLD HAIR BEAUTY PER THE HBO SHOW

(1).             TO CONTRACT OUT TO DISNEY OR PIXAR AS A CONSULTANT PER
                   NEXT MOVIE INSTALLMENT OF "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON"
                    AND GET A PIECE OF THE BOX OFFICE BOOTY     

(1B).          TO MAKE CAMEO APPEARANCE IN WHIZ KHALIFA HIP HOP VIDEO
                   REMAKE OF JOSE FELICIANO'S "COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE"

(1C).           TO ASSIST MY LADY FRIEND IN FRYING (CURLING IRON STYLE)
                    HER HAIR PER THE KITCHEN STOVE
                     (SUCH A LOVELY LADY)